Report Released – Gay Porn Leads to Criminal Conduct

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While sitting at my favored Starbucks, I thought about Gay Porn.  Wait a minute, by-the-way, I’m enjoying a Venti 3-pump-vanilla 2-pump-raspberry soy no-foam latte, accessorized with a recycled sleeve and a large green straw.  God that’s so gay!

Gay Porn Secrets

being gay dangersOkay, let’s first start with the dirty little dangers.  Hum… Shall I reveal the truth about my dangerous sexcapaids with other men while masquerading as a heterosexual male, or maybe delve into those hot little recesses of my mind and expose the gay porn fantasies of rolling around in a human salad and dangerously ravishing other men on a plastic sheet drenched in flavored oils.  Aside from the delicious fluid transfer, what other danger is there?  Everyone knows gay men only think about sex and watching gay porn, well, maybe working out and shopping, but that’s so they can be more attractive when having sex and watching gay porn with their partner(s).

But, I’m not revealing anything new am I.  Then what are the dangers?

That’s a mouth full… That’s what he said!

Are you against bigotry, discrimination, and those who have an utter disregard for equality?

The sticky truth

So…  With all this buildup I know you’re just about to explode, and you’re absolutely dying to know the climactic point to this gay porn story.  Well, first off, I am a heterosexual male, and… drum roll please… some of my dearest friends are gay and they watch gay porn.  I have not had sex with them, nor do I have sexual fantasies about men.  So yes, I lied in the beginning to get your attention.  Basically I’m me, and this is a gay not gay porn story.  Damn, the cat’s out of the bag now!  At this point I’m so tempted to say, “Not that there’s anything wrong with it!”, but I’ll stick to the plastic… oops!  A little fetish slip, I mean Freudian slip, and I meant to say “stick to the subject” not the “plastic.”  In any event, at an undisclosed point in time I was accused of working in a gay bar in Old City Philadelphia, and persecuted for associating with gay men, I don’t know if these men watched gay porn or not.  But if that were true, I would have made a hell of a lot more money in tips by bending over to get that beer out of the refrigerator!

Image that!  In this day and age the “gay card” was used in court to influence a judge’s perception by implying that associating with gay men, or being gay, or watching gay porn is a sign of instability and obsessive behavior that could be the onset of criminal conduct.

Sulu, somebody, beam me the fuck outta’ here!

danger of being gayHere’s the funny thing, I am appalled that I was stereotyped not as an emotionally healthy gay man, but as a man who had not accepted being gay, and as such, I was psychotic.  Whether my psychosis was from watching gay porn or not is still in debate.  But, the associations are ludicrous!  I never believed gay men were emotionally unstable, a little flamboyant at times, but no more unstable than I.  How lewd, the blatant use of the “gay card” in a court of law only reinforces stereotypical gay prejudices, and it makes a clear statement that there is something wrong with homosexuality.  And get this, the judge took the allegations into consideration… ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!  At one point counsel realized what was just stated and stepped in to re-clarify the meaning, which was just as ridiculous as the original statement.

And someone please explain to me how a homosexual man is more apt to be the subject of emotional dysfunction than a heterosexual man.

Oops!  Coffee refill…

Loose ______ sink…

Really!…  It could have been stated that I was an “angry man,” but the pot was sweetened by suggesting “gay angry man.”  My feelings are truly hurt!  I love my friends, they’re great, and that will never change.  Oh, and they have more non-sexual introspective thoughts than heterosexual men.  But here’s the clincher, because of this ridiculousness I began voicing my opinion online and countering the gay statements made about me, but with humor and satire.  My stand in favor of being gay-not-gay became an issue, and when compiled with the other nonsensical statements targeting me, I found myself facing criminal charges for making inflammatory videos.  Did someone say “First Amendment?”  If people are laughing, who the hell is getting inflamed?  I can tell you what was inflamed…

being gay dangersCurrently, I am defending myself against discrimination, censorship, and being fucked in the ass without my permission (the inflamed part).  And, I’m giving the County such a run for their money they need two (2) prosecutors to deal with me.  The one prosecutor is a female loose ass (opposed to tight, dear god you should see it), who I say has serious childhood abuse issues, and get this, they call her the “Hammer.”  What woman takes on the name “Hammer”?  I know your mind just shot off in one direction. LMAO

Aside from the gay-not-gay issue, another issue is this loose caboose prosecutor is attempting to show that women should not be viewed as sexually aggressive.

WAIT… REWIND… Feminists Alert!

Decades of women fighting for equality, and little miss dysfunction is stating there’s something wrong with women being sexually aggressive!!!  Where the hell are the bra burners when you need them?  If I were to analyze this, I’d have to say her usage of “sexual aggressiveness” is actually a repressed desire brought about by the “Lack-o-nookie Syndrome.”  All joking aside, the Lack-o-nookie Syndrome is characterized by an oversize caboose, and as you men know, if the buttocks is not getting enough action then there is a sizable increase in its overall mass.

being gay dangersAnyway, the other prosecutor is a jewish male, and can be best described as a discarded tampon.  Anytime a female has a power position over a man, the female becomes a Lorraine Bobbitt and somehow acquires his penis, and then directs him with his own dick.  Ultimately, the man has the characteristics of a discarded tampon… fucking useless.  This is especially true of jewish men because they are conditioned to be subservient to their mothers, which positions them to be emasculated later in life by their ex-wives.  Although this particular man he is very polite, I believe he knows the actions against me are a little fishy, but that may be him.  And, I do feel sorry for him, tampon or not.  No strings attached to that statement.

Well, if you like my fiction-non-fiction, and you wish to continuing supporting bigotry, discrimination, and those who have an utter disregard for equality, then be on your way.  But, if you feel so inclined to support me in combating and putting to shame a couple of scumbags who believe in and reinforce bigotry, discrimination, and have an utter disregard for equality, then click the link below and share.

If I collect enough money, I will video these two stripped down, face-to-face with their arms and legs interlaced together, and then dip them in a vat of clear latex!  Yes… I will make sure they can breathe.  God that’s so hot!  Imagine a video of two naked bodies struggling to break free of a joint latex bodysuit.  Talk about going viral!  Nah, I’m not unstable…

Oh by-the-way, I did began this story by suggesting Gay Porn Leads to Criminal Conduct… Notwithstanding being gay-not-gay, I have no fucking clue, so ask someone watches!

Internet Marketers, are They Headed for Extinction?

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Are Internet Marketers marketing themselves out of the market, thus becoming extinct?

If you’re old enough, you should remember when the Internet was introduced to the world. Then, shortly after we got used to the directory and file driven GUI, AOL created an application with colored icons and buttons. Finally, the Internet became a term of the past and we were introduced to the WEB.

INTERNET MARKETERS MAKING MILLIONS

With the introduction of the Web, we saw .COM companies emerging with graphic designers and programmers making millions. The word was out, everyone had to have a website! Soon after, people began buying URLs and selling them to the large corporations at an astronomical profit. Ah, the good ‘ol days…

OOPS!

But, what was the end result to millions of people hitching a ride on the programming bandwagon? Well, the programmers began programming applications to build websites, scripts, and web-based apps for those do-it-yourselfers. You no longer needed a programmer when you had the app doing the job. That sounds much like a traditional sci-fi movie, the ones in which humans build computers to do work only to have the computers take over.

MANUAL LABOR

Looking at today’s level of marketing, there is a tremendous amount of manual labor maintaining social media, search engine marketing, keyword research, and yes, we still have website development. The question to ask is, “Where is all this headed?”

My inbox continues to grow exponentially with offers from companies whose product line consists of apps that maintain, monitor, and offer analytics targeting areas that require the most attention. The purpose of these apps are to alleviate manual labor and guesswork. Sound familiar?

THE QUESTION

So, are Internet Marketers marketing themselves out of the market place as programmers were deprogrammed by inventing new ways to ease the burden of manual labor? Comments requested…

On-Page SEO Strategy: Getting Found Online

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On-page SEO is about keywords or key-terms, keyword ranking, and ensuring that your most important terms are found within the content elements of your website. Content elements relate to page structure and include titles, headlines, sub-headlines, body content (text), images, tags and links.

Keyword density relates to the amount of times your most important words are used within the elements, however, overuse of these terms can be as damaging to keyword ranking as failing to use them enough. A good guideline is to keep less than 7 keywords per page, making sure they are the most prominent. Remember, you can populate the page with 1-2 terms on the same page, giving you better keyword ranking in search engine results pages (SERP).

The following tips are examples of on-page SEO done right:

  • Pick a primary terms or two for each page. Search engines use these words to rank and clearly determine what your content is about. Using too many keyword ranking terms in your content will confuse search engines and reduce your importance and the ‘authority’ of your page.
  • Place your key-terms within your heading and sub-heading, as these elements carry more weight with SERP.
  • Use your terms within the body-content (main text) of your page. They must be incorporated in a natural fashion that relates to the information you’re providing in some relevant manner for the best keyword ranking. Stuffing terms out of context for the sake of having them is a no-no, so make them count.
  • Include key-terms in the file names of images (i.e., mykeyword.jpeg), or within the Alt tag option to help ranking.
  • Use your terms within the site URL for better ranking.
  • Develop content for your readers, not search engines. Writing from the perspective of keyword ranking will never achieve the natural flow necessary to engage your site visitors, and defeats the purpose of getting them there in the first place.
  • Create an XML Sitemap for search engines to quickly understand and index the content. Here’s one (of many) free sitemap builders to help you.

Got a favorite SEO tip to share or myth to bust? Leave us a comment!

Off-Page SEO And Inbound Links: The Company You Keep

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Off-page SEO is about building quality inbound links; a network of links from other high-ranking sites that lead back to your website. Just as it is in other areas of business, it’s often ‘who you know’ that matters. Search engines consider the quality, or ‘authority’ of the sites linking back to you, and the more authoritative inbound links you create, the higher you’ll rank.

You might have come across companies that offer link building campaigns, and what they offer seems quite appealing because it will save you lots of time. If you’re interested in having this service performed, please ensure you have an ironclad money-back guarantee. Usually, this service requires months to perform, and you should see a difference in the amount of inbound links to your website.

Check for testimonials, and check the testimonials by contacting them via email or phone. The process for verification is the same as if you were hiring an employee. Always keep in mind that building quality inbound links takes time and effort, but the tips below should get you off and running.

  • Content is king. Create engaging, educational and informative content. When people like your content, chances are they’ll want to share it by linking to it.
  • Submit your website to online directories. Many directories are free and easy to set up.
  • Write guest posts for other popular blogs. Popular blogs are often looking to add quality content, and by building these relationships, you’re also building quality inbound links.
  • Research link-building opportunities with other sites of authority. There are online tools available to help you check the domain and page ranking of the sites you’re trying to build links with.

Have a question or tip regarding Off-Page SEO? We’d love to hear it in our comments section.

Website Design: Making A Good First Impression

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As with any first meeting, your website design says a lot about who you are and the quality of your business. First time visitors quickly (although, often subconsciously) run through a list of qualifiers before deciding if it’s worth their time to get to know you. Some of the questions they may ask themselves include, but are not limited to:

  • Is this a credible business site?
  • Can I trust the information provided?
  • How long has this company been in business?
  • Can I easily navigate to the information I need?
  • Is this site welcoming and engaging …professional?

Studies show that while aesthetics alone may not be the lone factor when it comes to first impressions, bells and whistles that serve little purpose are distracting to consumers. A clean website design that incorporates multimedia where appropriate will often engage a site visitor better than an overly priced, multi-colored site comprised of flashy components.

  • Here’s some additional tips:
  • Color – Pick 2-4 that compliment
  • Animation and music – avoid the unnecessary.
  • Over-crowding – make white space your friend to help reduce clutter.
  • Organization – use easy navigation bars vs. random links. Make it easy for visitors to find great content with as few clicks as possible.
  • Fonts and Layout – choose easy to read font sizes and styles. While headlines and other elements should be larger in size, don’t shout. Layout consistency is key and should remain uniform on each page (with the exception of landing pages).

What do you notice first when you arrive at a website for the first time? What turns you off, or gives you a reason to stay awhile? Leave your comments as part of simple survey of thoughts! Who knows; you might surprise us!

Website Design Navigation; Are You Lost?

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Bruce Aristeo Website Design Navigation

One of the most important elements to any website design is ease of navigation; the ability of visitors to find the information they need and thus, keep them on your site as they explore all you have to offer.  Any roadblock, such as requiring multiple clicks to reach their desired information, or plug-in requirements to view your content can send a potential customer away from your website in a hurry.

Still, over and over again we see websites that try to use chic design features as a means to elevate their navigation tools …at their own peril, of course.

Key tips to consider:

  • Simple, clear, structured navigation near the top of your website, as well as within the footer.
  • Include a search box for ease of searching your pages by keywords.
  • When possible, keep your sub-menus no more than 3 levels deep.
  • Limit the number of navigational options on a page
  • Including links to other pages within your body text content encourages further exploration while also boosting your SEO.

Avoid fancy or complicated Java Script and Flash in your navigation, as it often requires a visitor to have updated software and limits the ability of mobile users (at present) to navigate your website.