NJ Local News: Camden County Prosecutor Unit Exposed

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While reading the NJ Local News, I was reminded of what my grandfather used to say, “I don’t give a fuck what you do in life, just as long as you’re the best at it!”  The former Camden County Prosecutor Warren Faulk must have known my grandfather because in 2014 the FBI awarded Camden City with the most prestigious title a city could ever strive for.  NJ Local News quoted, “It’s the best of the worst crime cities in the United States,” but that’s not all.


The NJ local news was overly publicized to: (1) divert attentions from the population regarding the corruption in Camden, (2) instill fear in the population they may become a victim of crime, which helps justify the increased police spending, and (3) set a statistical baseline for Camden County such that any increased spending on policing the city can be validated when the crime rate drops below the baseline.

Rats! We Have No Stinking Rats!

There was unexpected outcome from overly publicizing the NJ local news.  Here, the population’s fear rose to a level that it became a contagion infecting resident rats.  It’s true; rats actually began evacuating to neighboring cities to escape Camden.

Nevertheless, even after millions of rats scurried away at an alarming rate, the crime persisted, but the crime problem in Camden County New Jersey was never thought to be caused by the rats that left.

Another theory was posed where the crime-rate problem is attributed to the “population to square acre” ratio.  Psychological studies, using rats, show that living in close quarters can result in heightened territorial behaviors.

Numbers Don’t Lie

Still, a population of approximately 77,000 living within approximately 5,600 square acres, Camden residents should be quite comfortable with room to breath.  Mathematically, each person has an approximate 58-foot square living space.  You can fit roughly 42 full size cars in that same space.

And still, the 2012 FBI crime rate statistics suggests a very different paradigm.

Presenting the crime issue to our State Governor Chris Christie, in his State of the State Address, Christie made a most profound statement.  He said, “For too long Camden has been one of the most dangerous cities in New Jersey, and in America.”  Wow! Did he work on that statement all night?

As I stated, maybe it’s not the rats that evacuated Camden which are the problem.  After hearing no “voice of reason” from Governor Christie, figuring he had gas pains from stuffing himself on Taxpayer dollars, I decided to research why Camden City is crime central.

What I found, will shock your conscience!

The Secret Agency

Unexpectedly, my research into the crime problem unearthed a secret organization from within New Jersey’s Criminal Justice System, specifically, within the Camden County Office of the Prosecutor.

I was reminded of the recent film Man from U.N.C.L.E., a remake of the American television series from the mid 60’s.  The show was broadcast on NBC from 1964 to 1968, and it illustrated the adventures of two agents who worked for a fictitious secret international espionage and law-enforcement agency called U.N.C.L.E.

Originally, the meaning of U.N.C.L.E. was left ambiguous, leaving us viewers to associate the organization to either “Uncle Sam” or the “United Nations,” but producers later clarified that U.N.C.L.E. was an acronym for the United Network Command for Law and Enforcement.

The Prizes Suck in Cracker Jacks

This special Camden agency was not unlike U.N.C.L.E., but it was formed from a Cracker-Jack team of women who had a unique understanding of tyrannical morality.  The higher-ups agreed Camden County desperately needed a team that would disregard the rights of its citizens and ignore the United States Constitution.  Their plan; to stop crime with crime.  A concept derived from firefighters, who use explosives to extinguish fires (fight fire with fire).

With this plan, the special team could operate as criminals whose actions fall under the protections of prosecutorial immunity (meaning no one could touch them).  Now unlike the men from U.N.C.L.E., who understood and abided by International Law, these female officers violate the “Rule of Law” by assigning guilt and punishment before the presumption of innocence.

Remove L and E for T, The Name is Clear

Likened to The Man from U.N.C.L.E., the former Warren W. Faulk dubbed his secret division as the Camden Unit of National Tyrants.  To maintain the status quo, Warren created a hierarchy and assigned a National Tyrants Director who goes by the name Tracy A. Cogan.  Tracy Cogan was also assigned a special code name within the Camden Unit of National Tyrants; “The Hammer”.  In short, Tracy Cogan has the special task of overseeing and training upcoming female officers for the Camden Unit of National Tyrants.

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As my diligence continued, I later found that Tracy A. Cogan was nearly caught with her hand in the proverbial till… so to speak.  Tracy Cogan (aka: The Hammer), now a highly revered Camden Unit of National Tyrants officer, has perfected the art of lying, helping witnesses commit perjury, fabricating false documents, and destroying and concealing material evidence in criminal prosecutions.  This is a “no-no” under our Rules of Professional Conduct.

Code Name Hammer

Tracy Cogan, the Camden Unit of National Tyrants Director, probably received her code-name “The Hammer” not because it looks like someone used a hammer to style her hair, but because anyone who has the displeasure of engaging Tracy A. Cogan walks away as if they were hit from behind with a 30lb. sledge hammer.

The reason Tracy A. Cogan has code name “The Hammer”, is because she hammers at common sense until it fits in her uterus of understanding.  This skill is a practiced requirement in Chapter Two of the Camden Unit of National Tyrants handbook.

The Slippery Song

As my research delved deeper, a slippery source inside the Camden Unit of National Tyrants leaked some information, and me, likened a panty-liner absorbed every bit of it.  Here, the team recently hired a musician to produce a song that shall be discharged during the Camden Unit of National Tyrants inaugurations.  From my understanding, this is the unedited version.